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BREAKING: Joe Kelly Suspended 8 More Games For Tatis Jr.’s 3-0 Grand Slam
Joe Kelly has been suspended for 8 more games for his role in Fernando Tatis Jr.’s 3-0 Grand Slam. The … More
Lucas Giolito Suspended For 10 MLB The Show Games; Caught Using GameShark
After a winter dominated by the Astros and Red Sox cheating scandals, fans and players were hoping for a break … More
FedEx Terminates Phillie Phanatic After One Day; Used Hot Dog Cannon To Deliver Packages
Less than one day after the start of the Phillie Phanatic’s new job as a FedEx delivery driver, the delivery … More
Furloughed Phillie Phanatic Takes Second Job As FedEx Driver
As the COVID-19 pandemic continues, the economic effects have been widespread as many people have found themselves either terminated or … More
Commissioner Manfred Unveils Plan For MLB Games In Antarctica
As the COVID-19 pandemic draws on, and the postponing of MLB games enters its third week, the office of the … More
Mookie Betts Accidentally Wears Jai Alai Gear For Red Sox Game
Reigning AL MVP Mookie Betts has proven to be the athletic equivalent of a Renaissance Man. However, last night’s events … More
Theologists Remind Toronto Fans Vlad Jr.’s Debut Isn’t Second Coming
Emotions are at a fever pitch in Toronto, with prized prospect Vladimir Guerrero Jr. expected to make his long-awaited MLB … More
Chris Sale Questionable For Today; Seeking Voodoo Shaman To End Rough Start
According to insider reports and sources close to the team, Boston Red Sox pitcher Chris Sale is considered questionable for … More
Groundbreaking Surgery To Remove Jonathan Villar From Brandon Phillips’ Ass A Success
Back in the REAR END of 2013, one of the worst on-field accidents shocked the baseball world. Finally, more than … More
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