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Joe Kelly has been suspended for 8 more games for his role in Fernando Tatis Jr.’s 3-0 Grand Slam. The…
Lucas Giolito Suspended For 10 MLB The Show Games; Caught Using GameShark
After a winter dominated by the Astros and Red Sox cheating scandals, fans and players were hoping for a break…
FedEx Terminates Phillie Phanatic After One Day; Used Hot Dog Cannon To Deliver Packages
Less than one day after the start of the Phillie Phanatic’s new job as a FedEx delivery driver, the delivery…
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Commissioner Manfred Unveils Plan For MLB Games In Antarctica
As the COVID-19 pandemic draws on, and the postponing of MLB games enters its third week, the office of the…
Mookie Betts Accidentally Wears Jai Alai Gear For Red Sox Game
Reigning AL MVP Mookie Betts has proven to be the athletic equivalent of a Renaissance Man. However, last night’s events…
Theologists Remind Toronto Fans Vlad Jr.’s Debut Isn’t Second Coming
Emotions are at a fever pitch in Toronto, with prized prospect Vladimir Guerrero Jr. expected to make his long-awaited MLB…
Chris Sale Questionable For Today; Seeking Voodoo Shaman To End Rough Start
According to insider reports and sources close to the team, Boston Red Sox pitcher Chris Sale is considered questionable for…
Groundbreaking Surgery To Remove Jonathan Villar From Brandon Phillips’ Ass A Success
Back in the REAR END of 2013, one of the worst on-field accidents shocked the baseball world. Finally, more than…
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