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Texas Unveils New State Flag Honoring Daddies Of The State

A historical moment occurred on Monday morning, as Texas governor Greg Abbott unveiled a new flag for the state of…

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BREAKING: Joe Kelly Suspended 8 More Games For Tatis Jr.’s 3-0 Grand Slam

Joe Kelly has been suspended for 8 more games for his role in Fernando Tatis Jr.’s 3-0 Grand Slam. The…

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Lucas Giolito Suspended For 10 MLB The Show Games; Caught Using GameShark

After a winter dominated by the Astros and Red Sox cheating scandals, fans and players were hoping for a break…

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FedEx Terminates Phillie Phanatic After One Day; Used Hot Dog Cannon To Deliver Packages

Less than one day after the start of the Phillie Phanatic’s new job as a FedEx delivery driver, the delivery…

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Furloughed Phillie Phanatic Takes Second Job As FedEx Driver

As the COVID-19 pandemic continues, the economic effects have been widespread as many people have found themselves either terminated or…

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Commissioner Manfred Unveils Plan For MLB Games In Antarctica

As the COVID-19 pandemic draws on, and the postponing of MLB games enters its third week, the office of the…

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Mookie Betts Accidentally Wears Jai Alai Gear For Red Sox Game

Reigning AL MVP Mookie Betts has proven to be the athletic equivalent of a Renaissance Man. However, last night’s events…

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Theologists Remind Toronto Fans Vlad Jr.’s Debut Isn’t Second Coming

Emotions are at a fever pitch in Toronto, with prized prospect Vladimir Guerrero Jr. expected to make his long-awaited MLB…

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Chris Sale Questionable For Today; Seeking Voodoo Shaman To End Rough Start

According to insider reports and sources close to the team, Boston Red Sox pitcher Chris Sale is considered questionable for…

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Groundbreaking Surgery To Remove Jonathan Villar From Brandon Phillips’ Ass A Success

Back in the REAR END of 2013, one of the worst on-field accidents shocked the baseball world. Finally, more than…

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