Reigning AL MVP Mookie Betts has proven to be the athletic equivalent of a Renaissance Man. However, last night’s events…
Theologists Remind Toronto Fans Vlad Jr.’s Debut Isn’t Second Coming
Emotions are at a fever pitch in Toronto, with prized prospect Vladimir Guerrero Jr. expected to make his long-awaited MLB…
Chris Sale Questionable For Today; Seeking Voodoo Shaman To End Rough Start
According to insider reports and sources close to the team, Boston Red Sox pitcher Chris Sale is considered questionable for…
Groundbreaking Surgery To Remove Jonathan Villar From Brandon Phillips’ Ass A Success
Back in the REAR END of 2013, one of the worst on-field accidents shocked the baseball world. Finally, more than…
REPORT: The Return Of Big Bertha, A Chris Davis Story
The Baltimore Orioles are taking a unique approach to solving one of their biggest problems. Chris “Crush” Davis has been…
Marcell Ozuna Struck With Sudden Feeling To Play “The Floor Is Lava” And Loses
An odd crossover of games occurred Tuesday night with very unfortunate timing. During last night’s Cardinals-Dodgers game, Cardinals left fielder,…
Reds And Pirates Fulfill Make-A-Wish Child’s Wish By Including Him In Benches-Clearing Brawl
Sunday’s Pirates-Reds game provided us with several memorable moments and images. None, however, so impactful as the tender moment that…
Scheduling Glitch Has New York Teams Play In Wrong Home Stadiums
Game scheduling is more art than science for Major League Baseball. Such a thing was reaffirmed by today’s events. Wide-scale…
Joe Maddon Releases Live Cougar Into Cubs Clubhouse for “Team-Building” Exercise
Cubs skipper, Joe Maddon, is known for his unorthodox methods on and off the field of play. Whether it be…
SF Giants Introduce Bullpen Cart Cart To Cart Pitchers To Bullpen Cart
Seasons of roster-crippling injuries have led the San Francisco Giants’ top brass to take measures to protect their players. The…
