A historical moment occurred on Monday morning, as Texas governor Greg Abbott unveiled a new flag for the state of … More
Author: Ernesto Aveledo
BREAKING: Joe Kelly Suspended 8 More Games For Tatis Jr.’s 3-0 Grand Slam
Joe Kelly has been suspended for 8 more games for his role in Fernando Tatis Jr.’s 3-0 Grand Slam. The … More
Lucas Giolito Suspended For 10 MLB The Show Games; Caught Using GameShark
After a winter dominated by the Astros and Red Sox cheating scandals, fans and players were hoping for a break … More
FedEx Terminates Phillie Phanatic After One Day; Used Hot Dog Cannon To Deliver Packages
Less than one day after the start of the Phillie Phanatic’s new job as a FedEx delivery driver, the delivery … More
Furloughed Phillie Phanatic Takes Second Job As FedEx Driver
As the COVID-19 pandemic continues, the economic effects have been widespread as many people have found themselves either terminated or … More
Commissioner Manfred Unveils Plan For MLB Games In Antarctica
As the COVID-19 pandemic draws on, and the postponing of MLB games enters its third week, the office of the … More
Mookie Betts Accidentally Wears Jai Alai Gear For Red Sox Game
Reigning AL MVP Mookie Betts has proven to be the athletic equivalent of a Renaissance Man. However, last night’s events … More
Groundbreaking Surgery To Remove Jonathan Villar From Brandon Phillips’ Ass A Success
Back in the REAR END of 2013, one of the worst on-field accidents shocked the baseball world. Finally, more than … More
Marcell Ozuna Struck With Sudden Feeling To Play “The Floor Is Lava” And Loses
An odd crossover of games occurred Tuesday night with very unfortunate timing. During last night’s Cardinals-Dodgers game, Cardinals left fielder, … More
Reds And Pirates Fulfill Make-A-Wish Child’s Wish By Including Him In Benches-Clearing Brawl
Sunday’s Pirates-Reds game provided us with several memorable moments and images. None, however, so impactful as the tender moment that … More
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